What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?